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04 Oct 2025 19:17:32
Nice easy 3 points for the boys today - nice seeing a braver midfield from the boss. Shame about Ode injury.
Victor needs to start doing something different to get on the scoresheet.
Well played boys!
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04 Oct 2025 21:10:10
It was a good game mate, Gyokeres did well apart from getting the goal. i'm sure he will start scoring soon.
04 Oct 2025 21:14:18
It was Sy and most people on here ( me included) were putting time limits on MA tenure. Not because we lost or the performance even ( Slot said draw a fair result ) it was because MA and players weren’t brave enough at Anfield. Once we also get Kai, Noni and Jesus back we can rest even more players - C£ty did it for years resting players - but over a ten year period spending a billion £ more than us allows you to do that. I’m hoping that this squad allows us to compete for the whole season at a high level and not drop off like last few due to injuries. We shall see but we are in it COYG PS Liverpool are very good and C£ty why the meltdown- surely they’re still in it too. Baffles me.
05 Oct 2025 07:39:52
I think it's the manner of the losses that worries us the most, Sussex. We were slow and didn't seem like we knew what to do with the ball each time we had it. This is Lot's first time having a "crisis" of this level though so it's time for him to prove that he has the mettle going forward and drag us out of this rut.
05 Oct 2025 09:02:11
Defending a title has always been more for most teams nore difficult than actually winning a title Dracred. United did it repeatedly under Fergie and City under Pep but its always been a huge challenge for teams.
I think the difference between last season this one for you that last season Salah had the season of his career and was totally unstoppable plus you got the rub of the green with injuries.
Despite the banter I don't believe for one minute you are done and dusted for this season by a long way yet mate but I do believe your teams mentality is being questioned big time and you are going to have to come back after the international break with a very positive response to those questions or your season could very easily slide into meltdown on and off the pitch.
05 Oct 2025 10:00:29
Good to see us top of the table before the international break, let’s keep up this tempo and see where we get to. Squad depth is massive plus this season so we should be having a good go at all competitions.
Agree with G62 on Salah comment, this season Liverpool are missing TAA and Salah doesn’t contribute defensively. Slot will improve the issue and there will be real fight between us, Liverpool and City, I also think the spuds are steadily hovering around the top and could have a say in the title race.
05 Oct 2025 10:53:30
Spot on G62 - interesting to see how LFC react to pressure as it was the easiest league win I’ve seen for a while from injury and competition. We gave them a free run and City were poor. Pressure is on as trying to retain plus we have the squad to compete. Let’s see if they are bottle-jobbers or they fall apart with a bit of pressure like a Lego team. #fragileLFC.
05 Oct 2025 11:23:49
Hi Bill and Sy lads
Liverpools first game after the international break is home to Manchester United, fail to win that and the pressure on Slot and his players will increase dramatically, should they somehow lose that game then their armchair and internet fans plus the media will really turn on them BIG STYLE.
05 Oct 2025 11:53:41
I don't believe that we're out of it yet too G62. Way too early in the season to be throwing the title. Ed001 has provided some of his thoughts to why Liverpool are poor this season and it is a myriad of things. From the changes in personnel, to the training, to the change in playing style, etc. Sounds like too many changes all at once. Arsenal has a set way of playing under Arteta and although I don't agree with it, he has refined it and improved on it by buying players who fit that style.
I still think we can bounce back though but it is a massive ask. A lot of it depends on Slot for me and whether he can figure things out to make it all fit together.
Btw SY, if Arsenal wins the league this season, does it also mean that it'd be the easiest league win you've seen too due to competition and injuries too? ;)
05 Oct 2025 12:20:38
Hi Dracred you were without question the best team in the country last season mate, the Leeds team that won the last ever Division One title were the worst team I've ever seen win the league followed by the United team that comfortably won Fergie his last ever title, the Liverpool team of last season were far better than either of those title winning teams in my opinion.
I know a lot of Liverpool fans felt their team didn't get the recognition they deserved for being runaway champions and many were offended by Arsenal fans who were upset about us not getting 3pts at Anfield this season let alone a point, but i do hope that those Liverpool fans are now more understanding of other clubs fans who don't believe you are currently the force your title win last season suggested you were. The best team always wins the title over 38 games and every team finishes where they deserve to finish once those 38 games are played but sometimes one 38 game season isn't a true reflection of a teams overall quality.
05 Oct 2025 13:20:35
You were the best team Red without doubt and you will see on my posts how I’ve praised LFC. We imploded but you didn’t have any pressure really. Let’s see how this season plays out now we’ve both spent money to address squad. My question is how pressure impacts your team. Arteta imploded last time but hopefully he’s learned and it looks like he has and still is. Question is about LFC.
The Lego moment was on your fragile site from your fragile fans.
Well done last year. Deserved champions.
05 Oct 2025 14:06:08
Hi Dracred I think I posted on here that you had gotten out of jail ( Bournemouth, Burnley and Newcastle ) to be 15/ 15. We missed Saka Saliba and Ode I think at Anfield where if say vvd, Salah and Gravenberch were missing I think our squad depth would have helped us change our attitude. We perhaps gave you too much respect. The worrying thing yesterday was Wirtz Isak and Ekitike we all on and Chelsea had virtually no CB’s and nothing was happening. I’m sure Arnie will be back! I’ll get me coat COYG.
05 Oct 2025 14:55:44
Arnie did a brilliant job last season in seamlessly replacing the icon that was Klopp and delivering a title in his first season 👏👏👏👏
The question is now is can Arnie find his inner Kindergarten Kop and make everything better or will he need to find his inner Terminater and begin rebuilding in January, if Liverpool should lose to United and it will be Judgement Day for Arnies Army and he might need to top up on underwear or he'll end up having to go Commando by the time October is out and he'll need to dig deep into his memory banks to have Toatal Recall of last season. Alternatively will Arnie be offended by the Liverpool fans who are turning on him so quickly after winning the league and choose to become The Running Man?
Tune in after the international break folks for the next intriguing episode of This City (impression) Is Ours.
05 Oct 2025 15:21:24
Preferred Gangs of London but either way - the city is ours ❤️🤍.
05 Oct 2025 15:34:04
I agree about the point on the fans on the Liverpool site being fragile, SY. A few have already thrown in the towel and written off the league after 7 games. Tbh, I find you all have more faith in the Liverpool team than we do sometimes ;)
The league is shaping up to be more interesting than last season at least so it'll be a fun ride for us all.
05 Oct 2025 16:39:51
Hi Dracred, i think its absolutely crazy that some Liverpool fans are already turning on Slot and the team and writing off your season, not just after only 7 games but when you are equal top of the table on points🤔 I remember some Liverpool fans turning on Klopp early in the season after he'd delivered your first title in 30 years 🙄🙄🙄
It takes all sorts mate and its those fans who are reacting crazily to your early season blip and who are so crazily offended by Arsenal fans on this page feeling positive about their own teams chances who my jokes about Liverpool are 100% aimed at mate.
04 Oct 2025 19:46:05
This season Mathew, Liverpool are going to be! Manchester City 2024/ 25
Started off the new season where they finished the previous season until! Their first league defeat was followed by a champions league defeat a few days later followed by a second consecutive league defeat in a week.
Drum roll please 🥁🥁🥁🥁 this years Tears in Their Eyes winners are Liverpool Football Club 😭😭😭😭.
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04 Oct 2025 19:30:06
Well done Chelsea
We are. We are.
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04 Oct 2025 19:42:11
Some huge meltdown on the scouse live chat lol.
04 Oct 2025 20:35:13
Just been on there Mal, they are ripping Slot a new one. One even said I hope City win the title and not Arsenal.
04 Oct 2025 20:51:32
Having watched Liverpool's last three games, I'm fairly confident City are going to be the biggest challengers for the league this year.
04 Oct 2025 21:24:16
In which case SW come on you beautiful 🐝 🐝 🐝 COYB.
04 Oct 2025 19:08:23
"Thierry messaged me this morning to remind we lost the last two games to West Ham at home, " Saka said. "He is always pushing me. I am really happy to have my name with his records. "
King Henry - greatest player in wear the cannon?
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04 Oct 2025 19:40:56
100% yes. The guy was phenomenal. Just look at all the other ex pros who are asked about him. He is always top of their list for the best Prem player. Lovely weekend again so far! Long way to go though.
04 Oct 2025 23:34:24
Everyone has their opinion on arsenals greatest player. Henry is known as the king and well deserved title. but my favourite player who 100% helped Henry achieve what he did for our great club. was the genius, the one and only bergkamp when you watched him on t. v he was great. but when you watched him in the flesh at Highbury you realised… the pure genius he was. absolute mustard….
05 Oct 2025 09:20:45
That he was sir. Pires was sublime also. When you rattle thru the players we had over a short window in the clubs history - WOW. I loved Freddie though but TH14 was that guy.
04 Oct 2025 17:33:36
What a comfortable win. My heart rate never went above 300! Probably could have finished with 4 or 5 goals but we hardly looked troubled all game. Mikel will be telling Gyökeres the goals will come, he worked hard again today and put himself about, just couldn't quite pull the trigger. Love his graft, just needs to keep plugging away.
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04 Oct 2025 19:50:55
I’d get that heart rate checked out Wire! Wet Spam were toothless. I like Viktor he’ll score a few and make a few if he keeps trying! Jurrien Timber outstanding! Hopefully international break gives a few a break then Fulham! Tough fixture list a point clear now push home this advantage COYG.
04 Oct 2025 20:30:24
Vic is grafting away, I am sure the goals will come, but as long as keeps putting in a shift and we keep winning, no complaints from me
Enjoy the rest of the weekend people.
04 Oct 2025 10:18:17
Today Matthew I am going to be . a Chelsea fan!
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04 Oct 2025 11:37:50
You look nothing like them Sally 👍.
04 Oct 2025 13:03:24
A spoilt brat with no history or class, never known what it’s like to win until inheriting a load of cash. Good luck
You have too much class and are too nice Sally.
04 Oct 2025 14:01:34
3 points today against West ham and I will be getting behind chelsea not to sure about becoming a fan though. Big game shortly.
04 Oct 2025 14:02:27
😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂.
04 Oct 2025 17:02:51
As itchy as it makes me feel come on Chelsea.
04 Oct 2025 10:14:57
All prepped and ready to top the table - let's get after it and take the spot and put pressure on Liverpool. Let's test their backbone.
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04 Oct 2025 07:39:34
{Ed's Note - KarenJardellLoyal has posted a new article entitled, Open Letter to the Rangers Board and Andrew Cavenagh
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03 Oct 2025 15:32:00
Where in gods name is ed14, has he been arrested by the FBI for banning vodka martinelli
Trish can you shed some light on this serious situation.
{Ed001's Note - I think he is on the run at the moment. He was last seen entering a church and begging for sanctuary.}
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03 Oct 2025 17:35:38
He's never going into a church! He's spontaneously combust.
{Ed001's Note - that probably explains why he has vanished....}
04 Oct 2025 19:45:31
It's OK Trish 14 is alive, he came in live chat banned someone and pissed off.
{Ed001's Note - the holy water must have doused the fire.}
02 Oct 2025 21:43:08
If we say late goals are 80th minute onwards we have scored a late goal in seven out of nine games this season! Bodes well! Also as a kicker the league leaders have scored six late goals in the league while we have managed five! Shows we keep going too. Just means keep the faith even with 10 to go! Thought it showed a good mentality 😎 COYG.
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03 Oct 2025 07:53:39
Well said sussex
The team has spunk.
02 Oct 2025 17:15:02
Rip mickey Pearce of only fools n horses.
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02 Oct 2025 19:34:50
Oh bless, thank you for the wonderful memories and laughter 👍.
{Ed025's Note - what a wake that will be at the "Down by the Riverside" club in Blackheath..
02 Oct 2025 19:40:29
I wonder if Tony will sing cwying at the wake.
{Ed025's Note - i really hope so Bill...followed by a medley of wock and woll..
02 Oct 2025 20:04:19
Did you know he had a black belt in ikedo.
02 Oct 2025 20:35:27
and I’ve got a black belt in…. Origami.
02 Oct 2025 20:35:27
and I’ve got a black belt in…. Origami.
02 Oct 2025 20:28:00
It really will be some wake mate, but just remember if it all kicks off at the Down By The Riverside club, Rodney just sweeps up and makes the tea 👍
Great show, great cast, great scripts and dialogue, fantastic memories. Lovely Jubly.
{Ed025's Note - i loved it G62, great characters and a great script and the No1 comedy show of all time mate, i have lost count of how many times i have watched all the episodes but i know every line verbatim...what a plonker.. :)
02 Oct 2025 21:59:32
I've got a black belt in my wardrobe.
02 Oct 2025 22:16:10
Mange Tout Sally Mange Tout.
02 Oct 2025 22:20:39
Just seen Alfie flowers. and got myself another load of lawnmower engines… there not any ordinary lawnmower engines……. 😉.
02 Oct 2025 22:36:38
Guess the babies name?
" I've heard if it's a girl their going to name it Sigourney after some actress, and if its a boy their going to call it Rodney, after Dave"
Absolutely brilliant Ed025 mate, nothing else gets anywhere even close.
{Ed025's Note - all classics mate..
02 Oct 2025 22:57:22
Miss great comedy and Christmas ( holiday season) specials. Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, The Office and Fools and horses were classic
RIP.
03 Oct 2025 07:56:25
Let's go down the country and sell martinelli to the carrot crunchers rodney.
03 Oct 2025 08:56:29
Dont be a plonker Mark, Martinelli is looking cushty again and could yet turn out to be that forgotten watch we bought a few years in a house clearance.
Cheer up Mark, you know it makes sense.
03 Oct 2025 09:30:30
My favourite bit was when Uncle Albert had to be surprised but kept getting the timing wrong.
My number 2 is when they are in Amsterdam and every time Delboy greets someone he says AJAX
Priceless absolutely priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Oct 2025 10:06:49
Absolutely Bill mate 😊
One of my favourite bits is when Trigger was describing his fantasy girlfriend to Denzil and when Denzil asked what she looked like Trigger said " she's not much to look at, she's got a scare on her cheek where she had a wart removed " 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 who the fudge has a fantasy girlfriend that's not much to look at 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
03 Oct 2025 10:48:04
My favourite was when paddy the Greek and sunglasses Ron nicked the lead of the church roof
The priest was priceless.
03 Oct 2025 12:49:11
Has Del had any trouble with pleurisy
Only when his had to spell it😂😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Oct 2025 13:25:14
Uncle Albert has been down more holes than Tony jacklin.
03 Oct 2025 15:34:26
When Del visited the doctor about having a vasectomy
Dr " Do you want to go private "
Del " well I don't want it done with every Tom Dick and Harry looking doc "
03 Oct 2025 17:01:10
GARRY.
03 Oct 2025 17:35:05
I forgot GARRY
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Oct 2025 17:36:04
What's a female swan called
BIC!
03 Oct 2025 19:24:07
“Oi” John… which way is Holland…. ”HOLLAND”. ”ITS THAT WAY” 👉🏻…. See Rodney…” if you don’t know “ you just got to ask……”ALBERT HOLLAND IS THAT WAY”… and don’t give me any of that captain birdseye cobblers…⛴️🛟⚓️💎💎💎.
03 Oct 2025 19:47:26
That's it I've had enough I'm off
Bonjour!
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