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14 Apr 2026 15:58:01
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14 Apr 2026 12:06:02
Rice not in training. That would be a blow.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - it really would mate..

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14 Apr 2026 15:32:00
Maybe he is being rested for the weekend. Whoever fills in should be able to do the job against Sporting.

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14 Apr 2026 08:52:22
Tony Cascarino absolutely nailed it on Talksport.
He said what he cannot get his head round that we continually take risks playing back to Raya but won't take any risks when we are attacking.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - and hes spot on Bill..

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14 Apr 2026 09:25:05
It's plainly visible to everyone except the manager and the players. I wonder if anyone feels concerned or raises this issue when they watch and analyse the game.

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14 Apr 2026 12:07:01
If I was a senior player, I would be talking to Arteta and saying "this ain't working, mate".

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i would get all the players together and say.."listen lads just ignore what the manager says and just go out and express yourselves"..

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14 Apr 2026 12:57:50
That's why I question the leadership on the bench & on the pitch. What does his number 2 see, but also what does Josh see.

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Slot, backing, and a big summer rebuild

14 Apr 2026 07:39:16
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Slot, backing, and a big summer rebuild

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13 Apr 2026 22:08:45
Really impressed by Calvert-Lewin. Anyone else think he would be a good addition for us?

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i did tell you all that at the start of the season Sally, hes certainly better than Jokerez and Kai Hasn,t thats for sure mate..

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13 Apr 2026 21:00:05
Fear not fellow gooners, the super computer has us predicted as PL champions and that Spurs will go down.

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14 Apr 2026 08:49:54
Ahh bless you Sally, you should give the team talk in the dressing room before the game on Sunday, you and Ed 25 will get us over the winning line

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C U Next Time - The Bouffant Edition

13 Apr 2026 18:06:22
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new video entitled entitled, C U Next Time - The Bouffant Edition}

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13 Apr 2026 14:42:26
I hope Timber and Odegaard will be available.
We should drop Zubimendi and line up as below.
Raya
Timber Saliba Gabriel Calafiori
Odegaard Rice Eze
Madueke Gyokeres Trossard.

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13 Apr 2026 13:53:04
So it's the sun that gets City blossoming at the end of the season according to Pep. Right, everybody, a good old fashioned rain dance it is then lol.

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13 Apr 2026 14:38:05
Lol Sally, let's all play to the rain gods. It won't need much effort to make it rain in Manchester. πŸ˜„

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13 Apr 2026 14:47:20
. πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜„ 😁 🀣 πŸ˜‚

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13 Apr 2026 20:09:18
And we get a wet pitch. πŸ’ͺ

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13 Apr 2026 20:52:29
πŸ˜‚ Well played, Sy.
I hope Gyokeres scores a goal for this comment!

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Why Iraola Fits Liverpool Better Than Alonso

13 Apr 2026 07:39:17
{Ed's Note - Davey Sulls has posted a new article entitled, Why Iraola Fits Liverpool Better Than Alonso

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12 Apr 2026 18:46:17
So as predicted City get even closer to us and help the GD.

Prediction from me. City won't lose another game this season, in fact do not be surprised if they win all their remaining league and cup games, win the treble and win the league by 6 points at leaset.

This realism as we stand today, we are like a rabbit in headlights.

I'd get Anderson in from Forest and sit him in with Rice, Zubermendi goes to the bench.

Mo has to go.

Saka needs to stop looking at his bank balance and prove he is worth the money.

Kai has to go.

Vg needs to play second fiddle to a worldy.



Norgaard and Jesus will go.

They are the certainties, I'm undecided about the rest, mainly because they could be under performing due to instruction from Arteta.

As for the Manager he really really has to go BUT my guess is the board will give him one more season, I can really see that happening.

I will not be watching anymore PL games this season, I am so deflated with the whole thing, I will get phone updates but the frustration has beaten me.

I will watch the CL as I still believe we have a chance. Crazy thing to say after Saturday But!

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12 Apr 2026 21:04:27
There was a lot of churn last summer, and I don't think we will get wholesale changes. Martinelli and/or Trossard and Jesus will go, and we will get a winger and a striker to replace them. Whether they will be first choice or as backup will depend on the club's position at the end of the season, which will also decide if Arteta will lead us next season, and if a new manager takes over, he will have his own ideas and opinions about the players.

Funnily enough, we are linked to a lot more defenders rather than attackers.

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13 Apr 2026 10:59:33
Agree with most of what you say, Banbury. Such a shame to be heading into the final straight in this kind of form. We seem to be handing the title to City.

For me, this should be Arteta's final season *unless* we win the Premier League and Champions League (even then, it could be worth exiting on a high) . We should be thankful for where he has gotten us, but the state of our attacking football is shameful. We've spent a hell of a lot of money getting Arteta the players he wants, so no more excuses this season.

A good clear out is needed, and I agree, Martinelli/Trossard & Odegaard need to go. And Saka needs a real rest, and to come back next season a different player.



The only thing that worries me is who is available out there who can get us over the line. Luis Enrique seems to be signing a new deal at PSG. Ancelotti could be a shout after the World Cup? Apart from those two, I think we are looking at less experienced managers like Fabregas or Xabi Alonso. Or maybe someone like Iriola from Bournemouth (is that too big a jump for him?)

Lots to be done this summer. Could be a painful one for us fans. My hope is that the Kroenkes know how to win. All of their franchises have won in recent years. Hopefully they know what needs doing and make the call.

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12 Apr 2026 18:14:25
So fellow Gooners, what do we do next Sunday
Go for it or park the bus.

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12 Apr 2026 18:33:08
Fed up to the back teeth of parking the bus. Hate the way we play, dull, boring, and predictable. I think, even if we do manage to win one of the two trophies still available, there either has to be a change in philosophy or a change in manager.

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12 Apr 2026 18:37:10
Pass back to keeper, waste time, play for corners, pass backwards & hope for the best.

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12 Apr 2026 18:59:40
Tbh, if we were to get knocked out on Wednesday and lose on Sunday, I would want the Kroenkes to issue some form of statement concerning Arteta's future.

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12 Apr 2026 19:06:54
I've noticed City often play less than their best football in the first half and then boom πŸ’₯ a different animal 2nd half.

Perhaps Arteta should bear that in mind, and go for the goals next week, straight after kickoff? Easier said than done though when we don't seem to have anybody at the moment with their shooting boots on!

It really will be a hard slog from here to the end of the season, especially with all the noise from other fans!

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12 Apr 2026 19:08:16
Park the bus next week and still lose and we will be a laughing stock.

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12 Apr 2026 20:00:17
Park the bus & Raya having a lot of the call while time wasting will put us in the wrong frame of mind, plus City will press us hard. It will be a mess.

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12 Apr 2026 20:07:19
We must approach the game positively but absolutely not lose the game.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - its crap or bust now Highbury, the players have to take it upon themselves now and ignore the advice of the coach and just go for it, now im not saying go gung-ho and leave yourselves wide open because that would just be suicide mate, im saying dont just sit back and hope for the best because this City side can rip you new one if you do, work your socks off, be first to the ball and dont feel intimidated by them...because you do have the players..

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12 Apr 2026 20:28:36
How do you fancy doing the team talk next Sunday Ed mateπŸ‘πŸ’ͺ

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i would love to Bill, but there would be a lot of swearing and a lot of home truth,s told mate...and i dont think they would like that.. :)

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13 Apr 2026 12:33:21
The team will have a game midweek compared to s*****. A draw will not be the end of the world. Would love us to go all out and go for three points, but we still have games that will decide. One thing I will be doing is not watching or following the game.

I think I have a jinx that makes the team underperform when I'm watching/following the game. Bring it on. I have been waiting for season endings like this for a long time.

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12 Apr 2026 21:00:04
Somebody needs to so that Ed and the players have to show it on the pitch if they think they are really good.

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - whatever the result you cant afford to lose it Highbury, a draw would not be the end of the world and it would still be in your hands mate...but to go out looking for a draw would be the worst thing you could do imo, if you do go down i would say go out with all guns blazing but i have a sinking feeling that Arteta will be cautious im afraid..

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12 Apr 2026 23:00:14
I'm hoping the pitch is wet Ed. If it is - god help City

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https://www.evertonrumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_ed025-1241569729.png avatar{Ed025's Note - i hope its waterlogged and called off SY.. :)

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