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04 Oct 2025 19:08:23
"Thierry messaged me this morning to remind we lost the last two games to West Ham at home, " Saka said. "He is always pushing me. I am really happy to have my name with his records. "
King Henry - greatest player in wear the cannon?
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04 Oct 2025 19:40:56
100% yes. The guy was phenomenal. Just look at all the other ex pros who are asked about him. He is always top of their list for the best Prem player. Lovely weekend again so far! Long way to go though.
04 Oct 2025 23:34:24
Everyone has their opinion on arsenals greatest player. Henry is known as the king and well deserved title. but my favourite player who 100% helped Henry achieve what he did for our great club. was the genius, the one and only bergkamp when you watched him on t. v he was great. but when you watched him in the flesh at Highbury you realised… the pure genius he was. absolute mustard….
05 Oct 2025 09:20:45
That he was sir. Pires was sublime also. When you rattle thru the players we had over a short window in the clubs history - WOW. I loved Freddie though but TH14 was that guy.
04 Oct 2025 17:33:36
What a comfortable win. My heart rate never went above 300! Probably could have finished with 4 or 5 goals but we hardly looked troubled all game. Mikel will be telling Gyökeres the goals will come, he worked hard again today and put himself about, just couldn't quite pull the trigger. Love his graft, just needs to keep plugging away.
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04 Oct 2025 19:50:55
I’d get that heart rate checked out Wire! Wet Spam were toothless. I like Viktor he’ll score a few and make a few if he keeps trying! Jurrien Timber outstanding! Hopefully international break gives a few a break then Fulham! Tough fixture list a point clear now push home this advantage COYG.
04 Oct 2025 20:30:24
Vic is grafting away, I am sure the goals will come, but as long as keeps putting in a shift and we keep winning, no complaints from me
Enjoy the rest of the weekend people.
04 Oct 2025 10:18:17
Today Matthew I am going to be . a Chelsea fan!
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04 Oct 2025 11:37:50
You look nothing like them Sally 👍.
04 Oct 2025 13:03:24
A spoilt brat with no history or class, never known what it’s like to win until inheriting a load of cash. Good luck
You have too much class and are too nice Sally.
04 Oct 2025 14:01:34
3 points today against West ham and I will be getting behind chelsea not to sure about becoming a fan though. Big game shortly.
04 Oct 2025 14:02:27
😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂.
04 Oct 2025 17:02:51
As itchy as it makes me feel come on Chelsea.
04 Oct 2025 10:14:57
All prepped and ready to top the table - let's get after it and take the spot and put pressure on Liverpool. Let's test their backbone.
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04 Oct 2025 07:39:34
{Ed's Note - KarenJardellLoyal has posted a new article entitled, Open Letter to the Rangers Board and Andrew Cavenagh
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03 Oct 2025 15:32:00
Where in gods name is ed14, has he been arrested by the FBI for banning vodka martinelli
Trish can you shed some light on this serious situation.
{Ed001's Note - I think he is on the run at the moment. He was last seen entering a church and begging for sanctuary.}
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03 Oct 2025 17:35:38
He's never going into a church! He's spontaneously combust.
{Ed001's Note - that probably explains why he has vanished....}
04 Oct 2025 19:45:31
It's OK Trish 14 is alive, he came in live chat banned someone and pissed off.
{Ed001's Note - the holy water must have doused the fire.}
02 Oct 2025 21:43:08
If we say late goals are 80th minute onwards we have scored a late goal in seven out of nine games this season! Bodes well! Also as a kicker the league leaders have scored six late goals in the league while we have managed five! Shows we keep going too. Just means keep the faith even with 10 to go! Thought it showed a good mentality 😎 COYG.
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03 Oct 2025 07:53:39
Well said sussex
The team has spunk.
02 Oct 2025 17:15:02
Rip mickey Pearce of only fools n horses.
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02 Oct 2025 19:34:50
Oh bless, thank you for the wonderful memories and laughter 👍.
{Ed025's Note - what a wake that will be at the "Down by the Riverside" club in Blackheath..
02 Oct 2025 19:40:29
I wonder if Tony will sing cwying at the wake.
{Ed025's Note - i really hope so Bill...followed by a medley of wock and woll..
02 Oct 2025 20:04:19
Did you know he had a black belt in ikedo.
02 Oct 2025 20:35:27
and I’ve got a black belt in…. Origami.
02 Oct 2025 20:35:27
and I’ve got a black belt in…. Origami.
02 Oct 2025 20:28:00
It really will be some wake mate, but just remember if it all kicks off at the Down By The Riverside club, Rodney just sweeps up and makes the tea 👍
Great show, great cast, great scripts and dialogue, fantastic memories. Lovely Jubly.
{Ed025's Note - i loved it G62, great characters and a great script and the No1 comedy show of all time mate, i have lost count of how many times i have watched all the episodes but i know every line verbatim...what a plonker.. :)
02 Oct 2025 21:59:32
I've got a black belt in my wardrobe.
02 Oct 2025 22:16:10
Mange Tout Sally Mange Tout.
02 Oct 2025 22:20:39
Just seen Alfie flowers. and got myself another load of lawnmower engines… there not any ordinary lawnmower engines……. 😉.
02 Oct 2025 22:36:38
Guess the babies name?
" I've heard if it's a girl their going to name it Sigourney after some actress, and if its a boy their going to call it Rodney, after Dave"
Absolutely brilliant Ed025 mate, nothing else gets anywhere even close.
{Ed025's Note - all classics mate..
02 Oct 2025 22:57:22
Miss great comedy and Christmas ( holiday season) specials. Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, The Office and Fools and horses were classic
RIP.
03 Oct 2025 07:56:25
Let's go down the country and sell martinelli to the carrot crunchers rodney.
03 Oct 2025 08:56:29
Dont be a plonker Mark, Martinelli is looking cushty again and could yet turn out to be that forgotten watch we bought a few years in a house clearance.
Cheer up Mark, you know it makes sense.
03 Oct 2025 09:30:30
My favourite bit was when Uncle Albert had to be surprised but kept getting the timing wrong.
My number 2 is when they are in Amsterdam and every time Delboy greets someone he says AJAX
Priceless absolutely priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Oct 2025 10:06:49
Absolutely Bill mate 😊
One of my favourite bits is when Trigger was describing his fantasy girlfriend to Denzil and when Denzil asked what she looked like Trigger said " she's not much to look at, she's got a scare on her cheek where she had a wart removed " 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 who the fudge has a fantasy girlfriend that's not much to look at 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
03 Oct 2025 10:48:04
My favourite was when paddy the Greek and sunglasses Ron nicked the lead of the church roof
The priest was priceless.
03 Oct 2025 12:49:11
Has Del had any trouble with pleurisy
Only when his had to spell it😂😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Oct 2025 13:25:14
Uncle Albert has been down more holes than Tony jacklin.
03 Oct 2025 15:34:26
When Del visited the doctor about having a vasectomy
Dr " Do you want to go private "
Del " well I don't want it done with every Tom Dick and Harry looking doc "
03 Oct 2025 17:01:10
GARRY.
03 Oct 2025 17:35:05
I forgot GARRY
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
03 Oct 2025 17:36:04
What's a female swan called
BIC!
03 Oct 2025 19:24:07
“Oi” John… which way is Holland…. ”HOLLAND”. ”ITS THAT WAY” 👉🏻…. See Rodney…” if you don’t know “ you just got to ask……”ALBERT HOLLAND IS THAT WAY”… and don’t give me any of that captain birdseye cobblers…⛴️🛟⚓️💎💎💎.
03 Oct 2025 19:47:26
That's it I've had enough I'm off
Bonjour!
02 Oct 2025 15:24:56
Wenger on Arteta in Oct 2015
Mikel has a huge influence even when he is not playing, ” Wenger said. “He is super conscientious, and every morning two hours before training he prepares and that is absolutely right.
“Just through his behaviour, his focus on getting everything right in the team, he has a huge influence. He has great experience and is respected throughout the squad.
“I really hope Mikel considers going into coaching. When you manage, you want to see your players continue and see them give their experience and knowledge back.
“You want them to give their expertise of the way we want to play football and the way we want to behave. It would be great if someone like Mikel went into management, so somewhere the spirit of our game can survive through the players who have played for us.
“But at the moment I must say Mikel is still here as a football player. The first thing in life, when you sign the contract you have to give absolutely everything to the job you have signed for and I think he does that very well.
“He has the quality to be a manager in the future I’m sure, but at the moment he gives his focus on the job as a player and gives absolutely everything.
Wenger knew.
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02 Oct 2025 16:55:46
This is what Eze said about Arteta this week.
Eberechi Eze says that Mikel Arteta is already making him a better player:
“I’ve only just started at Arsenal and I feel like I’m being pushed and my mind is being stretched, and for me that’s where I want to be. I want to live in that place of getting it but not getting it and being able to work and operate but also be myself.
“That is where you want to live and I want to know that I am consistently improving if that is the case. Mikel just considers details that you are just not.
He sees me out on the training pitch and says something that I haven’t even thought about or considered, and the moment I apply it and put it in to practice I realise the difference it makes. That’s the type of person you want to work with because you are going to get the best out of yourself. ”
Add to that what Saliba has just said about him.
“The boss is one of the best coaches in the world. He has helped me a lot, him and his staff, so I'm so happy to have them as a coach. I'm 24 now, and I think I haven’t reached my peak. I have a lot of things to improve, a lot of things to give to this team, and I know that the coach and the staff will help me to become the best, or one of the best, defenders in the world and win trophies. ”
A far better gauge than quoting old has beens and TV pundits.
02 Oct 2025 12:14:09
I just split my sides laughing at Howard Webbs reason behind overturning the penalty decision against Newcastle.
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02 Oct 2025 12:28:25
If I hear one more person claim Nick Pope played the ball when patently Viktor got there first and played the ball onto Popes foot! Penalty all day long and not red tinted specs just will never convince me it wasn’t a pen. Still ‘same old Arsenal always winning’ . They do need a new song. Sing it every time COYG.
02 Oct 2025 12:12:45
I just split my sides laughing at Howard Webbs reason behind overturning the penalty decision against Newcastle.
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