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09 Feb 2018 20:39:25
I've only just gone and won a Spurs crockery set on EBay! There's 11 mugs but no cups.

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09 Feb 2018 22:18:13
Two guys arrive at the ticket kiosk at White Hart Lane and ask if they can have season tickets. The lady behind the counter asks them if they are circumcised.

They reply, "Yep, we sure are".

The lady says, "Then I'm sorry. I can't let you have the tickets. You have to be complete p***ks to be Spurs fans".

10 Feb 2018 07:02:21
Big game for you today boys, I think there is only 1 spot up for grabs, win today and you are back in it. However, if you lose I think you can kiss top 4 goodbye. Don’t think you can catch United or Liverpool but Chelsea are on the slide so Spurs are your target. No pressure then.

10 Feb 2018 07:54:43
No games for us are big games in the league fella, we are all on hold until you know who goes.

If we win great, if not the usual suspect will give us a trip, literally, in the lean mean Subaru machine.

Good to see you’ve finally got yourself a decent player in your long long climb to try and get back to the top though, gives you something to build on.

I recall how many of you said how poor we were to be 15pts behind you and here you are a very poor 15pts and probably more behind City and having wasted £100’s of millions on garbage.

Has Lukaku finished chasing his 1st touch down the M1 from your last game yet? 😉

Fingers crossed you’ll start playing some proper footie too.

10 Feb 2018 11:14:51
Stoner. Lol. he's said he's gone to win everything. Took some bad advice along the way there alexis! Jose will wrench all that skill from him, given time. Plus given six months on the rack, he will soon have him 6ft 9in.

10 Feb 2018 12:52:04
Yep, City have raised the bar so we all need to step up. I don’t like Jose’s approach but it usually works. Interesting that Miki already looks a different player in your shirt. Nice to see Wilshere back, always liked him. And Steve, don’t be bitter mate, sh$t happens.







 

 

 
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