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18 Aug 2019 19:31:55
Callum Chambers, what a lad
G62 thinks he is pretty
But when he plays in Arsenal's defence
RG62 think he is sh*tty

I was feeling poetic - I'll get my coat.

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18 Aug 2019 19:55:31
Only with Calum can we keep a clean sheet
Whith Calum in outside champions league football is within our reach

When Calums around there is nothing to fear
It's only to RGs eyes his presence brings a tear

He needs to pllay him at Anfield to keep Liverpool at bay
Or we risk within the first 20 minutes getting blown away.

18 Aug 2019 19:59:31
LOL G62, that was worse than mine! And mine was pretty bloody bad. Give you a thumb anyway.

18 Aug 2019 20:17:24
Cheers Sharpie :-) I played truant the day they did poetry in my school mate, funnily enough I also missed the maths and English days too, but I'm really good at hiding.

18 Aug 2019 21:05:21
62 plus Chambers does not equal clean sheets 😉.

18 Aug 2019 22:14:16
Everything about Calum is clean SY mate, clean cut image clean boyish good looks and lovely clean teeth that give that certain star like twinkle when he smiles :-)
We all love Calum very openly except RG who prefers to stay in the Calum closet for some reason.

19 Aug 2019 00:53:07
With calum we would not keep a ckeen sheet as he can not use his feet
To draw or beat liverpool would be some feat I feel me need Luiz at the back to make us harder to beat. Our strikers will get there defence in a spin and we will go on for the win and be sitting at the top. Then on to next week for spurs to try and stop.

19 Aug 2019 07:25:00
Callum Chambers, Big and tall
Watch him get stuck into the ball
There's some out the who are on the fence
When Callum Chambers is in our defence.

19 Aug 2019 09:03:08
Where to watch Liverpool v Arsenal
Sky sports
Live streams
behind the couch.

19 Aug 2019 12:34:47
Calums brilliant he's our hero
when Calums in defence our opponents score zero
Jurgen is worried scratching his head
Crossing his fingers Dick picks Xhaka instead
Everyone sing the Calum song
With Calum in the team nothing can go wrong
If you don't love Calum you must be a spud
Relying on var to save your butt.

19 Aug 2019 19:58:14
I will watch it from behind the sofa 62.

19 Aug 2019 21:44:36
I'm going to start off on the sofa SY but with a cushion in one hand at all times while also making sure the sofa is a fair distance from the walk for easy quick access :-)







 

 

 
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