29 Jun 2016 08:08:36
Just wanted to share this with you all.
Mrs Lanesra
"You do know it's our 25th wedding Anniversary (silver) on the 28th June? "
Me
" Yes of course"
Mrs Lanesra
" I will cook a nice meal couple of bottles of champagne and we can go away for a couple of days next week "
Me
" that's a good idea I will book somewhere nice ".
So hotel is booked etc . and last night the meal is cooked beautifully and the drinks are on the table very lovely. Picture it!
Mrs Lanesra
" I've just thought "
Me
"What's that? "
Mrs Lanesra
" We got married in 1992 we've only been married for 24 years NOT 25! "
Has anybody else got a wife as thick as mine.?
Answers below please LOL.
{Ed001's Note - you do realise you didn't notice that it was 24 as well?}
29 Jun 2016 08:16:01
Ed 01.
My answer to that is this.
If they want to stand there with their hands out every week for the housekeeping money the least I can expect is for her to be able to count the years she has been doing it .
LOL.
{Ed001's Note - women only remember the bad things, the number of times you forgot, the one time you didn't put out the bin etc. That she will remember for 500 years, just so she can throw it back in your face when needed. The good stuff she won't remember, because she can't use that in an argument.}
29 Jun 2016 08:16:06
Haha exactly Ed :-)
29 Jun 2016 11:20:52
so Arsene Wenger is married to the fans then?
29 Jun 2016 11:25:13
ED01.
Sounds like you are speaking from experience mate.
LOL.
{Ed001's Note - sadly so.}
29 Jun 2016 12:44:12
Lanesra, that's hilarious aha! No idea how you made it all the way to the meal before either of you realised. You've got to better that next year for your actual silver anniversary now.
Happily married then Ed? LOL.
{Ed001's Note - never married mate.}
29 Jun 2016 14:28:07
Did she really forget? Or did she know how to play u. lol.
29 Jun 2016 17:21:39
Women have a special place in there brains where they store what I like to call argument check mates.
As soon as you start winning they will go there and pull one out.
And if that fails they start crying, which straight away starts making us apologise.
29 Jun 2016 17:52:42
The only way ed02 is coming back is if Mrs. Ed 02 gets involved .