19 Jun 2019 01:42:54
Down season 2019 needs a jokeathon. Hopefully it'll get Ed025 posting a wee bit.

I'll go first and everyone can just add a joke. Or however is easiest, I guess

I've just bought a new mouse mat.

That should stop the little feckers leaving footprints all over the kitchen!

1.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 02:54:25
Shkodran Mustafi is a good defender.

2.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 07:48:45
Emery is the best man for the job.

3.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 08:42:51
What did the drummer call his two daughters?

Anna-one Anna-two.

4.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 10:08:29
Like it Aki:-)

5.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 16:00:04
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut

You can get a drink out of a coconut.

6.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 17:08:55
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The F.

7.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 17:32:09
Paddy came home from work and caught him son doing cocaine

He said . if I catch you doing it again I'll rub your f###ing nose in it.

8.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 19:27:39
Malaga, we're not asking for real life stories mate; this is a joke thread.

9.) 19 Jun 2019
19 Jun 2019 20:46:20
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said of course, the others were at least sevens or eights.

{Ed047's Note - 😂