18 Jul 2017 05:33:09
Hello all.
I'm losing the plot here. All this travelling has made me forget what time it is and what day.
It's mid day here in Shanghai on Tuesday 18 July we play Bayern tomorrow 8 pm here I think I'm 7 hours ahead.
So the latest on me and Arsene is this.
I was at the training session today and asked him about the Lemar situation and he said " Monaco now want more money so we offered a post dated cheque for 80 million and dated it for August 2020. "
He then went on to do one of his laughs. Went a bit like this " Ha haaaaa. Zay think I am stupeed. I know zem French peepal. Ve give zem 80 million and zay send him vith out his boots! " That's Wengers French accent. Basically he was saying that if he pays 80 million up front Monaco will send Lemar over with no boots to play in.
Yeah well what could I say he was still steaming from the bender he had on the plane over here.
I was having a quick kick around with Al Lacca as usual. We are getting on really well. He said to me that this transfer has been really good for him. He couldn't say for sure but it may be the humidity but he's cut down on the fags a lot. So much so he said that the duty free cigarettes he bought on the plane he's going to give them to Wilshire when he seees him. Evidently Jacks been asking the boys to bring some fags back for him.
Oh by the way! While in China Arsene had a new coat made had the zip altered to velcro. So all Steve Bould has to do is press it down for him.
I think I strained my calf today I was messing about with Theo showing him some moves. I flicked the ball up shouldered it over his head nutmegged Monreal then back heeled it over Petrs head in the net. As I turned I felt it go. Wenger said to go to see the physio I looked at him and said " Arsene! are you completely mad mate I need someone who knows what they are doing mate".
Anyhow I've sorted it there was a really helpful guy in the local chemist out here. Right result. All the boys are using him. Can't take no chances can they.
Well that's it for today. Game tomorrow.
Speak soon.

1.) 18 Jul 2017
18 Jul 2017 10:57:22
The thumbs up is me mate, made me chuckle :)

2.) 18 Jul 2017
18 Jul 2017 12:43:08
No thumbs up from me I thought I'd write and tell you in person how splendid the whole piece is.

3.) 18 Jul 2017
18 Jul 2017 16:00:18
Sanogo,

Literally PMSL 😂😂.

4.) 18 Jul 2017
18 Jul 2017 17:45:06
Can't stop laughing At these updates quality gold. Never want pre season to end 🙄🙄🙄🙄.