22 Jul 2021 21:24:06
Great night watching the Harlem globetrotters at Colchester last night, after the match had a house party in canvey island and got home at 6am gurning big time, Mrs raver has put me on the sofa until I change my ways, looks like I'm on the sofa for the rest of my life 😎.

{Ed014's Note - will you never learn raver! 😉😂

1.) 22 Jul 2021
22 Jul 2021 21:34:34
I did promise her I was going to be a new man on my release from prison, I was going to take on walks in the countryside and be interested in nature, the 2 blonde birds I was with last night has definitely made me interested in nature🤩.

2.) 22 Jul 2021
22 Jul 2021 21:46:44
2 blonde birds you say Raver?
I always wondered what happened to blow up Bertha and inflatable Irene.

No wonder your on the couch mate, even a cardboard cutout wife can only take so much mate 😎😎🎷.

3.) 22 Jul 2021
22 Jul 2021 22:19:59
I could have done with blow up Bertha in wormwood scrubs instead of hustler and escort magazines😁.

4.) 22 Jul 2021
22 Jul 2021 22:50:49
I heard your right hand is also sleeping in a separate room to you now days Raver, Just run it past me again, why exactly do they call you lucky mate? 😔😔😔😔.

5.) 22 Jul 2021
22 Jul 2021 23:19:57
Lucky getting smashed most nights and banging birds left right and centre while i was on 80% furlough 😁.

6.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 09:34:44
These fantasies are getting cringey! And who stays in jail for 7 bloody months in a game of Monopoly. Just pay the £50 and pass go, collect £200.

7.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 11:00:55
Sharpe jealousy gets you nowhere mate while the raver lives life to the full, you are living in that depressed dump north of the UK isles where it's freezing in the summer and you stll have to wear skirts lol, while you sit down with a can of irn bru and watch take the high road the raver is in the West end of London having the time of his life 😘.

8.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 11:21:08
Ah, all the Scottish clichés rolled into one barely coherent sentence. Good for you.

By the way, why is it that not a single spud fan acknowledged your grand return? So yeah, I'm not yearning to be you.

9.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 11:42:09
Live your stories Raver - you have a misses who is always up for it, you bang birds left right and centre, out all the time, get locked up for 6 months but keep your job and get paid furlough!

You’d think there must be a price you have to pay for that lifestyle?


Wait - who do you support and when did they last win the league?

Keep up the stories - love them.

10.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 12:27:52
Yes kept my job as I have been with the same firm for 17 years and are good mates with me, I also met up with ex eastenders actor Craig fairbrass who has promised me parts in future movies.

11.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 12:31:40
Sharpe the spurs page has finished, but make no mistake I am and will always be the greatest poster these sites has ever seen, back to back poster boy of the year awards, and would have made it a treble if it wasn't for the marching powder and fake designer gear getting me banged up😎.

12.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 12:10:01
Why do I picture Raver as a librarian who lives with his cat in a ground floor flat in Northampton and has cheese and pickle sarnies in his pack up evey Tuesday without fail.

13.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 15:51:32
Gunner come out for a night with the raver, give me your address and I'll even pick you up in the Subaru mate,

14.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 16:33:47
I'd love a night out with you Raver mate, we could go to WH Smiths, Waterstones or we could let our hair down and go to The Works 😁😎😔🖒.

15.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 21:11:33
My night would be all strip joints followed by a top West end nightclub mate, come on gunner if you think I'm full of crap give me your address and I will pull up in the Subaru to pick you up.

16.) 23 Jul 2021
23 Jul 2021 21:19:24
I guess it’s a small part Raver?

17.) 24 Jul 2021
24 Jul 2021 00:36:13
Tough crowd in here, Raver. Come for the eds and stay for the Raver.

18.) 24 Jul 2021
24 Jul 2021 06:50:47
Come on raver behave its fun having you back on the arsenal page I love the banter you bring.

19.) 24 Jul 2021
24 Jul 2021 08:20:58
Where was this house party I live on Canvey island?