12 Dec 2024 19:07:43
I read a few jokes today so here's a selection of a few I liked.
With Christmas coming be extra careful on the roads as quite a lot of guys will be having a few drinks and letting their wives drive.
{Ed014's Note - ?♂️hopefully you’ve started with the worst first! ?
12 Dec 2024 19:11:09
A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday. But there was no way I was swimming out that far to talk with her.
{Ed014's Note - ?
12 Dec 2024 19:13:59
"I don't want to die a virgin, " I told the genie.
"You're now immortal, " he replied.
{Ed014's Note - true story! ?
12 Dec 2024 19:17:28
That's me done. Someone else take control of this laugh train. Time for me to meditate.
{Ed014's Note - I’m watching United playing some Czech team, now that is a genuine laugh! ??
#enjoythegreen
12 Dec 2024 20:12:30
My wife just completed a 9 month body building program.
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
12 Dec 2024 20:23:38
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day. " As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.
As my coworkers gathered round to help, she sobbed loudly, "where are all the clowns you keep saying you work with?! "
13 Dec 2024 10:31:45
What do you call an old snowman?
13 Dec 2024 14:59:57
A puddle?
13 Dec 2024 16:32:50
Close Eden, it's water. Lol.
13 Dec 2024 17:00:40
14's answer was, "a melt".
{Ed014's Note - talking of which, hiya mate! ??
14 Dec 2024 06:04:47
Oh, hi bud ?.
{Ed014's Note - that’s you and Mal up at the crack of dawn!
What’s going on?
14 Dec 2024 11:10:32
I'm guessing dogs ed14 ? ?.