12 Feb 2021 14:20:01
I'm pretty sure my wife left me last week as she went out to get milk but hasn't come back since.
My mate called me to ask how I was coping and reassured him I was fine, as I still had loads of powered milk in the cupboard.
12 Feb 2021 15:06:59
I can understand why you’re wife left you in the first place 😀.
12 Feb 2021 16:13:05
Don`t feck about with chocolates champagne and roses. Wrap up a pair of Goalie gloves for the chick in your life and when she opens the present tell her she`s a keeper! Bird`s love that sort of soppy nonsense apparently and the expression on her face will tell you everything you need to know! It`ll be priceless I guarantee COYG Single from Sussex.
12 Feb 2021 16:32:59
Thanks Mark, Maybe I should call her and appoolise for having my own opinion and seeing differently to her?
Thanks mate, I knew you'd help me see her point of view 😀.
12 Feb 2021 17:44:39
Haha John
I’m sure she loves you.
Like I do.
12 Feb 2021 18:57:18
Thanks Mark the feeling is mutual mate 💚 and as long as neither of you ever ask me to choose between you I will be happy.
I'd never find words good enough to console the unlucky winner 😂😆😀.