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11 Feb 2021 13:10:42
Hi everyone I'm looking for a bit of advice ahead of valentines day on Sunday!
How many roses do you think I should give my wife, 6,12 or 24?

Or then again should i just go mad and let her have the whole tin :-)

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11 Feb 2021 15:04:25

11 Feb 2021 17:56:43
At your peril Gunner :)

11 Feb 2021 18:59:56
You thinking too much Sally?

I don't want my uninhibited expression of true romance to be mistaken for a totally unfounded guilty conscience do I! :-)

11 Feb 2021 20:02:30
My wife keeps saying she is going to complain to Cadbury over the lack of the purple hazel in caramel in every tin we get. If only she knew I always take them out and hide them for myself.

11 Feb 2021 20:22:48
That's probably the most thoughtful thing I've ever heard Epping mate.

Everyone knows the purple hazelnut ones are by far the most calorific and by far the single biggest reason for female weight gain and premature aging.

I just hope your misuses knows how lucky she is to have you mate :-)

11 Feb 2021 21:56:16
Last Valentines I bought my wife a belt and a bag! The Hoover has never worked so well COYG I’ll get my coat 😂.

11 Feb 2021 22:53:52
😆 Sussex 😃.

11 Feb 2021 23:03:55
You guys are just too much :)

12 Feb 2021 08:44:18
Hey Sally we're Just a bunch incurable romantics.

I was talking to all the kids last night and we decided when restrictions end we are going to book an entire family holiday in a really big cottage somewhere and each of us agreed no matter where we went we would make sure it had a fantastic fully equipped state of the art kitchen, like we said it's the wife's holiday too 😃.

12 Feb 2021 11:15:44
We’re all very generous Hubbies Sally. I recently purchased a cordless vacuum cleaner to save my wife having to drag the cord around. She said it was a silver wedding anniversary she wouldn’t forget in a hurry. I can still see the tears welling in her eyes after unwrapping it.



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