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11 May 2020 20:57:23
Just to be clear so everyone can stay alert
You and your other half can now drive to a beach 100 miles and sit two meters apart of 100s strangers for 7 or 8 hours but should you go to the local park and bump into members of your own family one of you or the wife must totally ignore the family and get as far away as possible as quickly as possible as must all but one of your family return the gesture by totally ignore you and run away as fast as possible from you :-)

Fills you with confidence to know that the same people coming up with these rules are running the country doesn't it :-)

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11 May 2020 21:59:29
Think our defence has been doing social distancing for at least 5 years.

11 May 2020 22:15:57
It seems the country needs lots of lerts to stay Gunner so anything is possible 😉🌈.

14 May 2020 17:33:28
It will be hard in stringfellows to keep 2 metres apart, as the lapdancers always sit on my lap.

14 May 2020 21:17:30
You'll need to get a mask to go with the dirty old raincoat Raver mate, it's the only thing for it :-)



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