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12 Oct 2019 00:00:41
"The Emperor's New Clothes"

The tale of Unai who was preoccupied with pressing and changing formations. Some swindlers took advantage of this by pretending to be able to weave the finest defence, which couldn't be seen by people who were either unfit for office or were particularly stupid. Unai decided to have a Defence made. As he didn't want to appear stupid or unfit for office himself, he pretended to be able to see the improvements, as did all of his courtiers. He paraded the 'new defence' throughout the land and the onlookers, also not wishing to appear stupid, all admired the improvements.

A small child, who didn't understand the apparent necessity for pretence, piped up 'But he has no tactics or defence! '. The bubble of pretence burst and soon all the onlookers were repeating what the child had said, whilst Unai continued the procession, attempting to maintain his dignity by pretending that nothing had happened.
Night night - the end 🤞.

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12 Oct 2019 01:43:45
Sy you really need to get out more 😂.

12 Oct 2019 03:06:07
Grow up mate.

12 Oct 2019 08:13:27
Goonerlocks and the 3 managers
Once upon a time the was a football club who had a manager who became toooo old and set in his ways
So Goonerlocks got a new manager but he was just toooo bizarre
So Gonnerlocks got another new manager who was jusssssttt right for them and the talented players they had and they aaalllll lived happily ever after:-)

12 Oct 2019 08:13:41
Sounds like James o brien on LBC.

12 Oct 2019 09:32:02
Nice one, I feel properly put in my place at last. I just didn't understand all your serious and well considered opinions, until you put them in the form of a child's tale! I guess I'll just have to carry on being a mug, and enjoy supporting the team when they play. It's certainly more entertaining than reading the constant garbage some of you are obsessed with getting validation from on here.

Looking forward to getting to watch a whole game Monday week, get this horrendous International window done with!

12 Oct 2019 09:42:13
I've got loads more if you'd like to hear them Ned :-)
Little Redgoonerhood or The title gooner who cried improvement and not forgetting Emery and Xhaka went up the hill to fetch they're Europa league medal :-)

12 Oct 2019 09:48:21
Embarrassing!

12 Oct 2019 10:01:47
Says the man who of a million silly rumours :-) chill out Mark live and let live :-)

12 Oct 2019 10:59:23
You are right 337 - I’m off out tonight for some nice Rosé and a steak. Tonight with a few friends.

Thanks for the nudge 😉.

12 Oct 2019 11:47:43
Get some beer in you SY mate, whatevers the matter with you man, no one wonder people don't want to go out with you in public very often mate, " 5 pints of bitter, 4 pints of Lager and a glass of house white please landlord "
GET a grip SY :-)

12 Oct 2019 12:41:10
You’re right - it should be red with steak. what was I thinking 😂

I will toast a beer to you - have a great weekend.

12 Oct 2019 15:30:50
You too SY mate:-)





 

 

 
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