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15 May 2019 20:29:54
I was just reading about the Police in Madrid having raised serious concerns that Spurs fans may take flares to the stadium on 1st June.

This is mainly because that's what they wore the last time they were in a European final.

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15 May 2019 20:46:44
Not forget the tank tops :-)

16 May 2019 04:00:51
Way to ruin a good joke 62.

16 May 2019 08:14:17
Yeah I know Jack :- ( looking back it was a pretty inept attempt to join in the humour :- (.

16 May 2019 08:53:21
G62, your joke was well pants, mate.

16 May 2019 10:59:33
Stoner spurs have won more European trophies than Arsenal 😂🤣😂if we win the champions league we've done it all in Europe while Arsenal have the fairs cup😁.

16 May 2019 11:00:48
Below us as usual stoner this season, mind the gap Thursday night's are back again.

16 May 2019 14:36:35
Stoner, please don't mention the golf cart. Little miss snowflake will have another meltdown.

16 May 2019 16:33:14
Madrid will be the first city hosting the CL final to make a financial loss. You’ll have one set of fans not spending anything and the other set robbing everything and everyone.

16 May 2019 16:444:27
Raver, as I have always advised you wait until you have actually won a trophy before bragging. I did suggest that you would beat Ajax in the semi and, although on paper Liverpool are odds on to win the CL, I have a sneaky feeling that the toot may miraculously win the CL.
As for us a EL win would be fabulous in a transition season, and would ensure a return to the CL and the riches it brings.
As for the gap, it's down to a solitary point.

16 May 2019 16:20:49
Don’t worry Sharpie I know how fragile he is so I’m not going to mention swimming naked in the fountain in Trafalgar square with either! 😉.

16 May 2019 18:23:52
Rg we haven't spent a penny in 2 years and have had to play at Wembley and milton Keynes this season due to the farce of the new stadium being built, to finish in the top 4 again and be in a champions league final is some achievement.

16 May 2019 19:06:47
Rav me old mate what’s Wembley or MK got to do with it? Aren’t the pitches green? Are the goals a different size . maybe the rules are different? Please explain x.

16 May 2019 20:01:30
Sharpie my jokes are below pants, commando wouldn't even cover it mate.

17 May 2019 10:43:06
Raver, I fully agree that the toot have done well in the circumstances you mention. However, runners-up are rarely remembered, even in the CL, apart from 2006, I would struggle to name the runners up in CL finals. Don't forget that although you haven't spent during the last two windows, you are still going to be £850-1000m in debt. During the season you dropped down from 3rd to 4th, obtained 5 fewer points, Arsenal closed the points gap from 14 the previous season to a solitary point and you lost 6 more league matches than during the previous season.

If you win the CL, I will congratulate you and the long toot trophy wait will be over. If you lose, the trophy drought continues.
Arsenal in a transition season have reached the EL final, obtained more points than the previous season and moved up a place, while closing the gap on the toot to a solitary point.
For both our sakes, it would be good if North London claimed both trophies and met in the super cup final in Istanbul.

17 May 2019 16:46:22
Fair play RG, I would love to see the super cup final between us as it's very rare and may probably never happen again to have 2 rivals competing for a top European trophy by winning the 2 top European cups, I for one think we will get smashed by Liverpool and I could see the Arsenal and Chelsea match going to pens.



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