30 Aug 2018 17:58:39
{Eds Note - Ed001 has created the following on the Football Player Ratings site over the last week:

Andres Iniesta v Luka Modric
Kevin Keegan v Kenny Dalglish
Cristiano Ronaldo v Lionel Messi
Rivaldo v Kaka
Neymar v A Very Large Girl's Blouse
Daley Blind v Mr Tumnus
Jose Mourinho v Mark Hughes

1.) 30 Aug 2018
30 Aug 2018 18:10:31
Difficult to argue against the Neymar one Ed mate.

{Ed001's Note - :-)

2.) 30 Aug 2018
30 Aug 2018 18:58:19
I think the large girls blouse might drown him. I think a small pair of pink knickers is a better place to start.

3.) 31 Aug 2018
31 Aug 2018 04:18:13
Me tumnus hahahahahaha.

4.) 31 Aug 2018
31 Aug 2018 06:08:09
No mention of Zidane.