Arsenal Dodgy Rumours

09 Nov 2013 01:19:02
arsene will be in charge of France for the world cup next year on a temporary basis and will 100% sign benzema so he and Giroud can get used to playing together for the w/c finals in Brazil

06 Nov 2013 19:32:07
Steve Bould. "Giroud is not playing very well".

Arsene. "Iknow, I might have to pull him off".

Flybo. "Its ok boss, I did that this morning in the showers".

(sorry Flybo mate I couldn't resist lol)

27 Oct 2013 15:07:27
A Chelsea fan, West Hem fan and a Spurs fan decide to rob a bank one night.

They sneak into the closed bank one night and within minutes they set off the alarm.

They abondon their plans and decide to hide instead. With nowhere to hide they spot two large money bags and a potato sack.

The West hem and chelsea fans jump into the money bags leaving the tottenham fan to squeeze his way into the potato sack.

Not long after the police come barging in to find the bank looking normal but for the 3 large sacks in the corner.

The cops make their way to the bags and gently kick the 1st money bag to inspect.

The chelsea fan promptly squeals " woof. woof", the cops don't want to waste their time rescuing a pup so they move on to the next bag and gently proceed in kicking it.

The West hem fan squeals "meow. meow", its just a stupid cat so the cops love on to the third sack.

They give it two gentle kicks and the tottenham fan squeals "potato. i'm a potato"

21 oct 2013 11:03:47
when ever all of you guys are upset or feeling low just remember the three magical words "the chosen one" . lolzzzz

21 Oct 2013 05:43:07
When ever all of you guys are upset or feeling low just remember the three magical words "THE CHOSEN ONE" . lolzzzz

05 Sep 2013 22:31:46
my german mate just told me that Vanker is now bales nickname in spain, though he did say that all spurs players have that nickname

02 Sep 2013 19:20:59
anyone else think that viviano looks like almunia?

Please GOD, Buddha, Muhammad, Superman, Spongebob. who ever is up there make this happen

02 Sep 2013 12:29:41
Apparently we have let Bendtner go. He's now a free agent, maybe Wenger will re-sign him

31 Aug 2013 15:13:21
Matt Hummels has put pen to paper on a five year cotract 85k p/w with Arsenal.Announcemet pre kick off tomorrow to get the atmospere rolling at the Emirates in front of Spurs own new signings

31 Aug 2013 15:07:15
Been hearing that Steve Bould will be at the dug out & the manager's technical area through out the game at the Emirates tomorrow in the absence of the Manager who I am told will be in Spain on 'Business'.