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03 May 2018 17:32:56
Arsenal are reported to be targeting an overhaul of our defence and keeper.
We have signed Mavrapanos and reports in the Evening Standard that we have won the race to sign 21 year old defender Calgar Soyuncu from Freiburg. Holding has extended his contract. We are on the look out for a pair of full backs, to replace Bellerin and Monreal.
Mertesacker retires, Mustafi was nearly sold last summer and has had a poor season. Age and injury are catching up with Koscileny and Chambers simply isn't PL quality. We are also reported to be after Dortmundt's Greek CB Sokratis. Paspastathopoulos. We are also after a DM and a wide player. This makes complete sense as anyone could see these positions need attention. Clearly Mislintat is pulling the strings with the likelyhood that Buvac is arriving at the club.

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03 May 2018 17:53:42
Maybe when the Cologne fans took over the Emirates earlier in the season they were just the warm up act getting us ready for the Dortmound fans filling the stadium each home game next season.
Maybe you could use your private jet to fly to Dortmound once a fortnight RG, I'm sure they will have a fan park there where they will find room for you at the back somewhere :-)

03 May 2018 18:15:37
G62 - You are always welcome to hitch a lift to Germany aboard my Gulfstream G550. It's with me in Madrid at Barajas Airport today, if you need a lift back we can meet at my Hotel, The Ritz in Madrid. Enjoy the match, get the Krug on ice.

{Ed001's Note - is Madrid in London then?}

03 May 2018 18:26:27
Ed001 - The Ritz in Madrid, not London!

{Ed001's Note - not according to your IP address...}

03 May 2018 18:34:50
Good try Ed! I don't live in London and I am here today in Madrid, looking fooling forward to tonight's match.

{Ed007's Note - Well your posts are showing up as originating in London (Hampstead/Camden/Southwark maybe?) and through SKY Broadband and you've been posting from the same connection and location since at least April the 30th.}

03 May 2018 19:04:11
Caught rapid 61, love it ed001.

03 May 2018 19:19:53
Busted RG61! Hope that's some computer tomfoolery and not ed007 spying on him . Intrigued though, can you see where I am?

{Ed007's Note - Your last 2 posts are showing up as originating in Florida (Davenport or Haines City maybe?) and your internet provider over there is Frontier Communications.}

03 May 2018 19:27:48
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that has made my balls fall off. I needed that ed because I’m full of dread about the game 👍🏻.

03 May 2018 19:37:08
Hahahah rg u been done hahahah.

{Ed007's Note - How's the weather in Swansea, Jelfy? I find Virgin Media are the best internet provider as well :-D

03 May 2018 19:48:25
EDS ARE SO SAVAGE!

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03 May 2018 20:20:01
I bet you haven't got a clue where I am Ed.

I'm an International Man Of Mystery.

{Ed007's Note - Another Virgin Media customer eh, Dags, did you go to the Seven Kings School?}

03 May 2018 20:51:58
Bloody hell Bond.

I've evaded the police, FBI, Miami Vice, Starsky and Hutch, Hawaii 5-0, The Sweeney, Dempsey and Makepeace, Magnum PI and Elliott Ness, and you can find me at the drop of a hat 😁.

{Ed007's Note - You do know that I can remotely switch on any of your webcams or cameras on your phones don't you?}

03 May 2018 20:58:48
Correct Bondy half time what was bellerin thinking 86 degrees time for a dip and a stella😀☀️☀️COYG Susan Boyle ain't singing yet.

{Ed007's Note - I would turn into a wee puddle of water as soon as I stepped off the plane in that heat. I can't hack the sun/heat but - now I know this might surprise you - being from Scotland it isn't much of an issue.}







 

 

 
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