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30 Jan 2018 12:31:23
So I was camping outside Waitrose - no particular reason; I was just there.

Anyway, who should I bump into other than? If you guessed Mr. Wenger you'd be wrong! So yeah, it was Aubameyang.

I said, "Hey pal, what's up? What you doing here? "

He told me he was over to see his new boss. I said, "You mean Le professeur? "

He looked at me with a very confused expression and said, "Eh no! I mean Mr. Arsene Wenger".

Whatever! I had more important things to do with my time than educate him so I just turned away and continued doing what I was doing before he showed up

Chasing an empty Quavers crisp packet around the carpark.

This post has been made in memory of a fallen Gunner comrade.

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30 Jan 2018 12:58:33
With lanesra now in the earth 😏 wink wink. Who do you think he has reincarnated into. I think I know! Can anyone else guess who it is?

30 Jan 2018 16:01:44
God rest his soul but who Sanogo, who?

30 Jan 2018 16:13:57
I've believed in reincarnation ever since I was a little frog.

30 Jan 2018 16:30:00
Now it would be unfair to throw names out there in case I’m wrong but if you look at posters who appeared after his untimely demise, look at how said individual does not grasp basic conversations, how he gets the hump and he also seeks validation like lanesra! I’ve suspected it a while but the past few days has left me almost certain . We have to assume
1. Lanesra is not dead
2. He was a regular poster who obviously enjoyed the site .
3. He has almost certainly reinvented himself as a new poster.
4. The new poster appears to take exception at the past enemy’s of his previous life for no apparent reason.

I could be wrong about who I think it is but one thing I’m sure about is that he is actively on this site as a new poster.

30 Jan 2018 16:39:22
I always had my suspicions.

Its bloody Steve 😁.

30 Jan 2018 17:45:47
No dags it’s not steve! Steve is the reaper of souls not a reborn one 😂

Only joking Grimm reaper your not steve 🤣.

30 Jan 2018 18:09:08
Right, that's it, i'm getting my sano a dags voodoo dolls out. i'm going to stick this needle right up the jacksy.

30 Jan 2018 19:21:01
So you'll be sticking the needle in the dag doll's face?

Just kidding dags.

30 Jan 2018 20:28:30
You don’t have to ask twice steve. I thought the punishment would be harsher! Essentially you are making a doll of us then sticking something up our bum holes. Sounds nice 😅.



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