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19 Nov 2017 16:29:51
Why are expectations so high?
Is it the bar I set?
My arms, I stretch, but I can't reach
A far cry from 04, or it's in my grasp, but as
Soon as I grab, squeeze
I lose my grip like the flyin' trapeze
Into the dark I plummet, now the sky's blackenin'
I know the mark's high, butterflies rip apart my stomach
Knowin' that no matter what eleven I run with
You're going to harp, gripe, and
That's a hard Vicodin to swallow, so I scrap these
As pressure increases from AWOs
I feel the ice cracking, because

I walk on water
But I ain't no Jose
I walk on water
But only when it freezes

It's the curse of the standard, that the invincibles or first decade set
Always in search of the play that I haven't spit yet
Will this step just be another misstep
To tarnish, whatever the legacy, love or respect
I've garnered?
The team has to be perfect, the defence flawless
And it always feels like I'm hittin' the mark
'Til I go sit on the sofa, listen sky and they pick it apart
Like, "This shit is garbage!"
God's given me all this, still I feel no different regardless
Fans look to me as a god, this is retarded
If only they knew, it's a facade and it's exhaustive
And I try not to listen to STEVE R or Merse
But if you bitches are tryin' to strip me of my confidence
Mission accomplished
I'm not God-sent
Graham, Klopp, Fergie
, Pep, and I'm no Special one.

I walk on water
But I ain't no Jose
I walk on water
But only when it freezes

'Cause I'm only human, just like you
Making my mistakes, oh if you only knew
I don't think you should believe in me the way that you do
'Cause I'm terrified to let you down, oh

It's true, I'm a Rubik's, a beautiful mess
At times stuborn, yes, I don't always see things or tell the truth and I jest
A flawed human, I guess
But I'm doin' my best to not ruin your expectations and meet 'em, but first
The last verse, now Granit
He's going too fast, is he going to stay on his feet or f@@@ me over? Giroud as a late sub, I'm out of ideas.
There was a time I had the world by the balls, eating out my palm
Every critic was spazzin' the f@@@ out on
And now I'm gettin' clowned and frowned on
But the only one who's looking down on
Me that matters now's You, the fans
Am I lucky to be around this long?

Was the rap about Wenger?

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19 Nov 2017 17:14:00
Is that you Steve R? 😁.

19 Nov 2017 18:05:27
Im no poet
And don't you know it.

19 Nov 2017 19:01:40
Steve are you really one half of the old man duo that sit in the balcony on the muppets show.

19 Nov 2017 20:28:29
"That wasn't half bad. No it was all bad" 😁.

19 Nov 2017 20:29:48
Sano, i didn't know the muppets are still on, i stopped watching when i left junior school. Tell me are them two still on.

{Ed0333's Note - I haven’t heard the words junior school in ages, bloody hell I must be ancient

19 Nov 2017 20:38:51
Ed you and me both.

19 Nov 2017 20:38:51
Ed you and me both.

{Ed0333's Note - I think the world is run by millennial as now no use for old git terminology like junior school 😀

19 Nov 2017 23:44:29
Not to bad Sy, but when the raver has the mic in his hands he's brought many of London nightclubs to a standstill. Mc hammer has nothing on the raver.



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