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07 Sep 2017 12:23:24
Wow it's all happening where I live, I keep getting these ads telling me about people who have lost loads of weight without trying, earned loads of money without working and it seems there is no end to the amount of absolutely gorgeous women looking for older men and incredibly it's all happening right here right now in the town i live in on a daily basis :-)

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07 Sep 2017 12:40:55
Hang on, something just got a bit suspicious about all this, I've just had another ad come up about some genius drug that is banned everywhere but Britain and I need to get quick before its banned here too, ok I've got no problem with any of it so far but this is where I gets a bit far fetched for liking, I've now got a bit come up that claims some bloke in London who has progressively got worse and worse at his job over the last 12 years has just this year talked himself into being allowed to carry doing his job for another 2 years minimum and got himself a pretty decent pay rise at the same time.
Yer right! As if that would happen.

07 Sep 2017 15:00:26
G62, for someone who has said they've accepted there won't be change at the club, you sure do moan about there being no change at the club 😂

Just an observation mate.

07 Sep 2017 15:29:39
Gunner I live like that every day, I shut down bookies with my successful gambling. I always have endless women chatting me up and they end up on the back seat of the Subaru, and I lose weight without moving as the marching powder keeps my body looking more ripped than christiano Ronaldo.

07 Sep 2017 15:49:27
Fair comment Sharpie mate :-)

07 Sep 2017 15:54:46
And there's me thinking your'e an overweight virgin who drives a Skoda.

How wrong was I? 😁.

07 Sep 2017 16:04:11
Raver mate quick question? Are you and RG related in anyway? Or even one and the same person both played by Colin from the local library?
You can see why I ask mate :-)

07 Sep 2017 17:39:20
Really Gunner62 - For the record I am certainly not raver61.
I drive a Porsche 911 and I am ceratainly not a chubby 14 year old wedged in the back of my mum's rusty old Subaru.
I support Arsenal and not the losers from the lane and Wembley.
Did you know that the toot haven't won the league since 1961. As they say the pain at the lane and Wembley just goes on, as raver61 well knows.

07 Sep 2017 17:42:31
Virgin the London's booming population is not down to immigration it's down to the ravers high sex drive dags. Also gunner me and R. G. are related in some way as his gorgeous wife loves us both.

07 Sep 2017 18:09:58
raver61 - I have to, but you!
You are clearly a deluded child. No toot supporting adult would spend most of their spare time on an Arsenal site embarrassing themselves.
You have still cowardly failed to list the trophies won by the toot during your lifetime and you may include the Community Shield, remember that is the trophy contested by teams that win the Premier League and the FA Cup. Ooops I forgot the toot have never won the Premier League title ever! Their last FA Cup win was during the last century, in 1991, some 26 years ago, 12 years before you were born!

07 Sep 2017 18:14:03
And the best news Raver is the drugs don't make you delusional in any way shape or form. 😂😂😂.

07 Sep 2017 18:00:37
R. G. your wife loves my chubby love handles but that back seat of that Porsche 911 plays havoc with my back lol Mind that gap Colin.

07 Sep 2017 18:28:06
@Stoner, I wouldn't be mentioning "shape and form" to raver. Why stoop so low and fat shame him? 😂.

07 Sep 2017 18:29:36
Are RG61 and RobbieG61 the same person?

07 Sep 2017 18:39:27
Oh dear raver61, as I told you, I have to, but you.
The gap! Oh you mean all the trophies that Arsenal have won during the Toot's barren years. Quite a gap, over 25 years worth of catching up for the toot to do.
Go on list the trophies the toot have won during your lifetime. If you fail to do so, then every time you look in the mirror at that chubby, spotty face of yours you will see failure. You will realise the true pain of supporting a team that has failed to win the league since 1961. That has never won the Premier League. That last won a minor trophy a decade ago and the FA Cup last century. Thankfully I chose to be born a gooner, not a loser from the lane and Wembley!

07 Sep 2017 19:18:48
Sharpie I don't think Raver takes any offence, he didn't get POTY for nothing, he takes it all with that fixed Botox grin on his face. 😂.

07 Sep 2017 20:13:27
Everytime your wife looks me in the face she thinks I'm the winner as I have to do the job for the loser R. G.

07 Sep 2017 21:54:55
raver, you would have loved our dearly departed LANESRA. He too made up the most wonderful stories.

And then, he died!

{Ed007's Note - That's actually been going on for years mate lol I remember about 4 or 5 years ago he tried to pull the same stunt a couple of times but he said it was his brother if I remember right. Crackpots (facepalm)

08 Sep 2017 10:05:45
There's some right creatures on the interwebby.

08 Sep 2017 11:34:07
To be fair, when he said it, I actually believed him for the first 3-5 minutes. Then he started with the threats and the penny dropped. I was poorless when Stoner said he had done it before.

Wonder who he'll be reincarnated as next.

08 Sep 2017 15:32:12
And I wonder how long it will take to click onto who the new user is. All eyes on new posters.



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